PETE WENTZ. Highly punchable face, and I even like some of his band's songs.
SPENCER PRATT. It just annoys me to no end that I even know who this douchebag is. Clearly one of the most punchable people on this planet or any other.
CHRISTIAN SOMEBODYOROTHER. I have never watched whatever fashion reality show this punk was on, but just seeing him get parodied on Saturday Night Live was so annoying I wished I could reach through the screen of my TV to punch him in the face.
MIKE BIBBY. It was amazing how badly I wanted to cold-cock this guy during the Celts-Hawks series. And it has nothing to do with his game, which is insubstantial. He just has one of those mugs that screams "Please hit me right in the nose."
JUNIOR STEINBRENNER. Too obvious, sure. But is there any ownership figure in sports more deserving of a busted lip than this blowhard? You know what else blows hard? The 4th place New York Yankees!
FIREMAN ED THE JET FAN. J! E! R! K! JERK!JERK!JERK!
ALL THREE JONAS BROTHERS...with one big, continuous haymaker. PUNCH-PUNCH-PUNCH. Like something you'd see in a cartoon or a Three Stooges episode.
BILL MAHER. What a smarmy little prick this guy is. KABOOM, right in his self-important mouth.
THAT FRENCH SWIMMER FROM THE OLYMPICS. Zut alors!
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