Last Comic Standing - July 5 recap

Last week, NBC’s Last Comic Standing filled the first five spots for the finals round of this very promising and rejuvenated season.  This week, we saw another beefy two-hour episode filled with talented comedians vying for the five remaining spots, as well as some of the worst performances we’ve seen to date.  Would the producers fill those vacancies with the funniest performers, or specific personality types?  Only time would tell.

“Welcome to Last Comic Standing,” said host Craig Robinson, greeting the crowd.  “The best stand up comedy contest on NBC.”  Craig also was involved in a bit in which his spotlight kept moving on him, due to, wait for it…a monkey running the board.  Literally.  An actual monkey.  In a Hawaiian shirt, with a cigar.  Okay then.  The introduction of the judges was thankfully simian-free, and we got right into a lengthy night of semi final performances.

Batting lead off was Roy Wood, Jr., who had a complete grasp of the importance of the night.  “Everything that I’ve ever done as a comic comes down to this moment,” he said.  He started with a bang, getting laughs from his very first line about a bad date, and quickly moving on to his friends getting married and their overly lengthy wedding invitations.  “Look, is there going to be free liquor or not?” he asked.  From there he moved on to observe that in his current, single state he has no need for a will.  “All I have is a George Foreman grill and a Shrek 2 DVD.”  His material covered topics that many comics mine, but his take was fresh and funny.  Judge Natasha Legerro thought he was very original, and Greg Giraldo loved his style and point of view.

Next up was Fortune Feimster, who once again makes me feel the need to declare that comedy is highly subjective, because I just can’t stand her.  I didn’t like her before, and she didn’t do anything to change my mind tonight.  The bulk of her set focused on the unlikely event of her getting hit on by a guy.  “Which hasn’t happened since, well, never,” she noted.  Her humor just doesn’t do it for me, but the judges all loved her.  Andy Kindler thought she was fantastic, Natasha noted that she both says funny things and delivers them humorously, and Greg enthused that she is a genuinely funny person.  I don’t see it, but right now I’m afraid that she will make the finals, because the producers seemingly put quirky, distinctive personalities above almost everything else.  But I hope we’re past that this season.

Jerry Rocha continued the trend of heaping pre-set pressure on himself.  “This is easily the biggest night of my career,” he stated.  He began by taking a shot at himself and his fellow passengers on a recent flight; one which he observed was completely full of ugly people, a clear indicator that they were doomed.  “This is God cleaning up mistakes,” he said.  From there he went to a bit about calling his credit card company to check his statement, only to learn he was in such bad shape that the customer service rep had to call her co-workers over to look at the balance.  The lengthy joke focused mainly on the voice he performed, which Natasha found “very crowd pleasing,” while she also thought it was a little easy.  The other judges didn’t rave, either.

Guy Torry was the first comic that didn’t make reference to how important the evening was, but maybe he should have.  Instead he talked about how viewers probably know him not from his stand up, but his movie and TV appearances, which may be true, but is also pretty arrogant considering his resume is littered with D-list roles.  Then he proceeded to absolutely bomb.  His set was mostly political, talking about things that happened during the presidential campaign about two years ago.  This was met with repeated stone-faced shots of the judges and audience members.  Then Guy went for the big finish with a bit about attending a KKK rally.  It was the comedy equivalent of watching someone drown.  “Not all of the material was my style,” observed Andy diplomatically.  Natasha wisely noted that Guy simply repeated things loudly in place of punch lines, while Greg took the high road in saying that he knew Guy was capable of a better set.  I’m sure that’s true, because this one was dreadful.  Torry’s confrontational manner when listening to the panel’s critique didn’t help him come off any better.

The uncomfortable prior performance was still lingering in the Alex Theater when Jacob Sirof came on for a very funny set.  He discussed how many of his friends are getting motorcycles, something he is reluctant to do partially because of the less-than-hetero looking attire required.  He transitioned into a funny bit clarifying that he is not homophobic, and that in fact he enjoys hugging his male friends.  While they are sleeping.  And he is naked.  You had to watch it, but it was solid.  Natasha gave him kudos for performing admirably in the aftermath of the awkward moment courtesy of Torry.

Nikki Glaser didn’t fixate on the moment, but she did say that no matter what happens she is liable to cry either way.  She began by talking about breaking up with her boyfriend over Skype, and then followed that up with some edgy pregnancy jokes that were a little too much for some members of the crowd.  “I am pro life,” she noted after a stinging abortion-related quip.  “I’m just pro my life and a baby would really ruin that for me right now.”  The judges didn’t gush, but they enjoyed the set.

A lot of comics have simple, set up-punch line jokes that I can easily quote here and you get the point.  Taylor Williamson is not one of them.  He got laughs just walking on stage because he looks, dresses, and kind of sounds like he’s about 12 years old.  He had funny jokes about the breeding of labradoodles and an incident while driving, but it was all made better by his persona and delivery.  “You have a very strange mind,” said Andy, clearly meaning it as a compliment.  Natasha raved about his getting laughs before even telling a joke, and Greg respected and admired his unique stage presence.  The crowd loved him.

From this point on, let’s just assume that every comic talks about the stakes and the importance of the night unless I say otherwise.  Nick Cobb did, but he made specific reference to the big pile of cash that comes with winning, too.  However, it doesn’t look like he’ll be vying for it after delivering a set that underwhelmed the judges.  All his jokes were about his recent breakup, and while he wasn’t bad, he didn’t deliver as well as he could have.  “I don’t want to say it was a weird set,” said Andy.  “It was up and down a little bit.”  Natasha agreed, adding that she “wasn’t really responding” to the material, which Nick admitted was mostly new stuff.  Greg also said that his expectations were a little higher than what he saw.

Mike Vecchione relished the show for its good competitive fire, which is nice, since we know he is fighting to join a group that already has one tough Italian in its midst.  He started somewhat quietly with some Catholicism humor, but his set slowly picked up speed.  He joked about his father teaching him to box.  Or so he thought.  “He wasn’t teaching me to box,” said Mike.  “He just used to hit me.”  Natasha found him to be more clever than his looks would indicate, a subject that Greg touched on as well, noting that Mike succeeded in spite of this.  It was a solid showing.

I feel like I’m piling on, but we’re about halfway in and last week’s semis are killing what we’ve seen so far tonight.  Cristela Alonzo delivered another fair-to-middling set that gave the judges plenty of opportunities to deliver constructive criticism.  “I’m originally from the Mexican part of Texas,” she noted.  “Called Texas.”  From that point on, her jokes took a while to set up.  “I think you’re funnier than your material right now,” said Andy.  Natasha noted the long waits between payoffs, as did Greg.  “You’re using a lot of words to get to the big punch line at the end,” he said.

Kurt Metzger explained that he was a little nervous, but that he probably shouldn’t be because he’s pretty awesome at stand up comedy.  And maybe he is, but his routine entirely about Tiger Woods wasn’t knee-slapping material.  It was all fine, but the problem is that I feel like I heard enough Tiger Woods jokes in the days and weeks immediately following the whole scenario, and Metzger’s take wasn’t fresh or unique enough to get me laughing.  Andy agreed somewhat, noting that it is tough to do Tiger Woods jokes at this point without sounding pedestrian.  He still liked it, however, as did Greg, calling Kurt a “funny, funny dude.”

Laurie Kilmartin discussed how it can be tough admitting that she really wants to be liked, but after her set tonight, I think she will be.  She enlightened us on her recent unintended pregnancy at the age of 41, and how when asked what she was using for birth control, she answered, “My age…When does this party end down here?”  She also took shots at the ridiculous people who said she would be prepared for motherhood because she had a dog, stating she wished it would be that easy so she could go to Vegas for the weekend.  “Could you stop by the house on Sunday and check up on the baby?  He’s going to be in the back yard.”  The judges all liked her, and deservingly so, with Greg specifically noting that she is a great joke writer.

Tommy Johnagin was a semi-finalist in 2007 and feared becoming a two-time loser, but based on his set he had nothing to worry about.  He was funny and polished from start to finish, including great bits about his sister’s ten and a half pound baby that looks like John Goodman, but from far away.  From here he analyzed how easy it is to conceive a child as opposed to something more mundane, like building a shed.  He wrapped up with great stuff about being single and some of the bad first kisses he has encountered, including one that led him to tell a girl, “Get your face away from my face…this is less of a kiss and more of how I eat a sandwich.”  The judges adored him.  Natasha thought she picked up on the fact that he might be a competitive person.  “Yeah, I’m in a contest,” he deadpanned immediately.  Greg complimented him on his ability to do so many things well, including painting vivid pictures with his jokes.  It was a really strong performance.

Claudia Cogan’s entire time was devoted to jokes about her day job, which is unfortunate, since it appears she’ll be keeping it for a while.  “I work or maybe that’s too strong a word as a temp,” she explained.  “My motto is, same crap, different desk.”  Similar jokes followed, and none of them excited the panel.  “It didn’t kill me tonight,” said Andy bluntly.  Natasha concurred, feeling that she needed to be won over, and wasn’t.  “That set didn’t really jump off the stage,” added Greg.

Maronzio Vance opened with a very smart bit about the problems one faces when applying for a job when the employer can check the applicant’s credit history.  “I thought that was the whole purpose of getting a job…so you can fix your credit,” he said.  “So that means I have to go work at Wal-Mart and save up to go across the street just to work at Target.”  He had more employment-themed humor, and everything was very funny.  Andy thought he was “really fantastic,” while Greg added that Maronzio was a great storyteller.  The whole set was distinctive and enjoyable.

In the previous round, Jason Nash made me laugh harder than anyone with his hilarious set about his three year old son.  He was great again here, with more comic gold about his wife and children.  He perfectly detailed the specific agony of sleeping with a baby monitor next to his head, while also nailing the moments that come with having a toddler, like hearing the boy say “F--- it,” and then having to explain to him that he was using that phrase incorrectly.  Andy loved the material, saying that Nash talking about his family was exactly what he needs to be doing.  Greg also loved his unique energy on stage.  “You’re like silly-happy,” he observed, “But creepy-sad at the same time.”

James Adomian brought some great enthusiasm to the show, discussing how certain people won’t even talk to him unless he has watched the entire run of a TV show, and how unreasonable that is, comparing it to having to read every issue of Time magazine.  But he really scored with a spot-on Gary Busey impersonation.  We haven’t seen many impressions in this competition, but this was so good that he had people calling out for more, indulging Craig’s request for Jesse “The Body” Ventura, as well as George W. Bush.  Natasha noted that it wasn’t just the accurate and funny voice imitations, but the strong point of view that made these work.

Carmen Lynch was another comic with a very distinctive voice, both literally and figuratively.  She talked about her sister’s new baby, and her thoughts on the little one crying.  “What are you crying about anyway?” she asked.  “You just got here, you’re two hours old.”  Andy enjoyed the unique perspective but felt that a lot of the material was just almost there, but not quite, a sentiment I agreed with.  Greg wisely observed that Carmen’s original manner allows her to be likeable and mean at the same time.

Brian McKim is very smooth and fun to listen to, so it was nice to watch him wrap up the night’s performances.  His easygoing persona works with bits like his description of a recent trip he took.  “I got off the plane recently in Phoenix, Arizona.  It was 114 degrees,” he said.  “I decided to cool off in the hotel pool.  It was 113 degrees.  I was swimming near the five year olds because when they peed it was cooler.”  Andy aptly described the set as “smooth sailing,” and both Natasha and Greg liked the delivery style and stage manner.  And once again, we have to give credit to the fantastic panel of judges for the job they have done throughout the season.  They are all funny, they know what they’re talking about, and they can actually give worthwhile feedback to the contestants and entertain us at home at the same time.

Decision time.  Anxious waiting in the green room, contestants divided into groups to linger much longer than necessary on stage to find out who moves on…you know the drill by now.  Unlike NBC, I can skip the theatrics and cut to the chase.  Your last five finalists are: James, Roy, Laurie, Tommy, and Maronzio.  I’m crushed that Jason got cut, because he has made me laugh out loud every time he’s gone up.  But we’re back to the subjective comedy angle again, because his material about his wife and kids hits me right where my life is right now.  I can’t complain too much, because the five comics that did advance are all deserving, funny performers that made it on the merit of their performances.  We didn’t get anyone terrible railroaded through as has happened so many times before on this show.  So here we are.  We’ve got our final ten comics, and next week, the show truly begins and your votes start counting.  Let the funny business continue.